I am Gorkal, Chief Xenocultural Expert of Gargolaxia. Here you will discover more about the inner workings of the upcoming 'How To Train Your Alien Pet' User Interface Software System.
Human, pay attention to your pet's needs. As well as your own. While we mighty Gargolaxians are incapable of stress, I am aware of how detrimental it can be to the fragile human mind.
Make certain to keep your pet safe, well fed, happy & clean. In the event that you do not, severe consequences may be guaranteed.
Fear not human, this patented user interface system will aid you in the common problems many humans face.
To increase you chances of success you must take into consideration your strengths & weaknesses.
Of course, failure is always imminent. In the event that your life is in danger, you should seek consultation from your nearest biological care facility.
Approximately every 140 cosmic hours you & your pet will be transported to a space arena in orbit of earth. Participation is mandatory.
Here you will battle your pet against other human trainers & their pets. Do you have the wisdom & expertise needed for victory? Will your pet obey your orders?
Upon conclusion of these televised battles you will be interviewed by one of our commentators.
Perhaps this human will even become famous enough to meet legendary trainers such as Ziggy Nebula.
(Screenshots from Game Version - Alpha 0.8b)
How To Train Your Alien Pet - User Interface Software System - GargoTech Industries - Stardate 4723.11
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