How To Train Your Alien Pet - User Interface Software System - GargoTech Industries - Stardate 4723.11
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We will only mildly probe you using C.O.O.K.I.E.S. Should you choose to resist our Cosmic Organ-Observing Killer Infiltration Exo System you shall face a fate far far worse than probing...